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London is overflowing with nightlife, but if you want to make sure your stag weekend stands out, dwarf hire is the perfect move. The groom will be minding his own business one moment and suddenly strapped to a tiny troublemaker the next. The reaction is unbeatable and the lads will be in absolute pieces. It is bold, hilarious and exactly the kind of energy London nights thrive on.
Your dwarf guide will be attached to the groom for up to ninety minutes of uninterrupted chaos. Navigating through Soho, squeezing through Shoreditch’s busiest bars or strolling around Covent Garden becomes an entirely new challenge. The groom will try to keep calm but he will quickly realise he has lost all control. Meanwhile the lads will be enjoying every moment with endless banter.
For the biggest laughs, keep the prank completely under wraps. When the dwarf arrives and clamps the handcuffs on, the shock value is priceless. The guide will bring quick wit, cheeky comments and playful energy that keeps the whole group entertained without ever making things awkward.
Once the handcuffs finally come off, the night does not slow down. London has some of the best bars and clubs in the country, and you will already have the perfect momentum to dive into them. From quirky cocktail bars to all night clubs, the city becomes your playground after the prank.
A dwarf hire prank is perfect for any stag do in London that wants something bold and unforgettable. It takes very little planning but delivers huge entertainment. The groom gets the embarrassment he deserves and the lads get hilarious memories that will be repeated at every future gathering.
The prank works brilliantly whether you are a tight knit group or a mix of mates from different places. Everyone bonds instantly when the groom realises what is happening. By the time the dwarf heads off, the group will be warmed up, connected and ready to take on the city.
It is chaotic, playful and exactly the kind of fun that makes a London stag do memorable for all the right reasons.
Get your dwarf hire booked in London and prepare for a night that kicks off with unstoppable laughter and sets the tone for an epic stag adventure.
Your pint sized mate will usually spend between one and two hours with your group. See individual listings for details.
Yes, please do! The more, the merrier. You're going to want to take a lot of photos to remember that hilarious look on the groom's face
The dwarf will be handcuffed to the groom-to-be, accompanying him absolutely everywhere. They'll also pose for photos with you all and make sure you have a great time.
Yes! It's a hilarious prank that everyone will love. Your dwarf will have a great sense of humour, keeping things light and fun for everyone.
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