Dickorate in Southampton

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Southampton Dickorate

If you thought ceramics were all serene teapots and pastel bowls, think again. Southampton’s Dickorate class flips the script, giving you the chance to paint – and yes, we mean really paint – a ceramic penis with all the flair and colour you can muster. Hosted in a relaxed, friendly environment, the class is equal parts creative, hilarious, and a little bit naughty. Whether you’re a dab-hand with a brush or someone whose idea of “painting” usually ends at a finger doodle, you’ll leave with a finished piece you’ll be proud (or amused) to show off. Professional guidance is on hand, but the emphasis is on fun, laughter, and letting your imagination run wild. It’s an brilliantly fun session that proves art doesn’t always have to be serious.

Birthday or Hen Party Dickorate in Southampton

Dickorate in Southampton

Looking for a hen weekend or birthday idea that guarantees laughs, memories, and maybe a few blushes? Southampton’s Dickorate sessions are ideal for groups who want to do something different and a little risqué. Work together, swap ideas, and cheer each other on as everyone brings their ceramic masterpiece to life. From outrageous colour combos to playful detailing, no two pieces are ever the same, and the giggles are guaranteed. It’s the perfect way to bond, celebrate, and have a hands-on experience that’s creative, hilarious, and entirely Instagram-worthy. Everyone leaves with a personalised erm, "keepsake" and all kinds of comedy moments.

What To Expect

Get ready for a relaxed, hilariously silly craft session with all materials provided. You’ll be guided step by step while enjoying drinks, chatter, and a bit of cheeky banter. No artistic experience is needed, just a willingness to get a little messy and have a lot of laughs. By the end, you’ll have a unique ceramic piece and a collection of memories that are as colourful as your artwork.

What's Next?

Grab your friends, book your Southampton Dickorate class, and prepare for a session of creativity, hilarity, and just the right amount of naughty fun. Your masterpiece awaits!

FAQs

  • What is Dickorate?

    Dickorate is a hilarious, crafty activity where you'll paint and decorate ceramic penises.

  • What should I wear to Dickorate in Southampton?

    Comfy clothes that you don't mind potentially getting paint on.

  • Does Dickorate have an age restriction?

    Yes, you must be 18 years of age of older.

  • Where does Dickorate take place?

    In a private function space in the city centre.

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