Dwarf Hire in Newcastle

Unleash pure Geordie chaos with a Newcastle dwarf hire prank that the groom will never forget.
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Newcastle Dwarf Hire

If you want a Newcastle stag weekend that hits full throttle right from the start, dwarf hire is the perfect pick. The groom will be gearing up for a night on the Toon and then suddenly he finds himself handcuffed to a pint sized mischief maker. The look on his face is unreal and the lads will be crying with laughter as soon as the prank starts. Newcastle does big nights better than anywhere and this prank takes that energy to the next level.

Your dwarf guide joins the groom for up to ninety minutes of absolute madness. Every step down the Bigg Market, every drink near the Diamond Strip and every attempt at running to the loo becomes a joint mission. The groom will slowly realise he has no chance of escape and the lads will enjoy every second of it. It is comedy gold and keeps the group buzzing throughout the entire experience.

The prank works best when kept as a complete surprise. The moment the dwarf arrives and clamps onto the groom is legendary. Your guide will keep everything friendly and upbeat, making sure the mood stays fun, relaxed and full of cheeky banter.

Newcastle’s nightlife is perfect for this kind of chaos. The bars are loud, the crowds are lively and the reactions from strangers only add to the comedy. Once the handcuffs come off, the group is already buzzing and ready to hit more bars, clubs or whatever the night brings.

Stag Do Dwarf Hire Prank in Newcastle

Dwarf Hire in Newcastle

A dwarf hire prank is perfect for any stag do in Newcastle that wants to crank up the fun. It is hilarious, cheeky and becomes a highlight that the lads will not stop talking about. Watching the groom deal with his new partner in crime is the perfect warm up for a night of Geordie partying.

It is also great for bonding the group. Whether you are lifelong mates or meeting some of the lads for the first time, this prank unites everyone instantly. After ninety minutes of comedy, the group will be fully connected and ready for a massive night ahead.

It is outrageous, unforgettable and exactly the kind of moment that makes Newcastle stag weekends legendary.

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FAQs

  • How long does dwarf hire last?

    Your pint sized mate will usually spend between one and two hours with your group. See individual listings for details.

  • Can we take photos?

    Yes, please do! The more, the merrier. You're going to want to take a lot of photos to remember that hilarious look on the groom's face.

  • What will the dwarf do?

    The dwarf will be handcuffed to the groom-to-be, accompanying him absolutely everywhere. They'll also pose for photos with you all and make sure you have a great time.

  • Is stag do dwarf hire fun?

    Yes! It's a hilarious prank that everyone will love. Your dwarf will have a great sense of humour, keeping things light and fun for everyone.

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