Who’s up for something very cheeky? We’ve got the ultimate hen party activity that's bound to make you giggle and blush. Introducing Dickorate, the ceramic penis painting class in Brighton!
This workshop is all about willies as you learn how to paint one ceramic penis each in the company of your besties, gathered in a private function space, away from prying eyes.
You’ll all be armed with paintbrushes and surrounded by ceramic phalluses of all shapes and sizes. It's like Picasso meets peckers!
This hands on (teehee!) workshop lasts around 90 minutes, plenty of time to unleash your artistic flair on your very own ceramic member. You'll each get your own penis to paint and personalise to your heart's content.
All art materials and paints will be provided so just need to bring yourselves and your senses of humour. This workshop is laid-back, fun and non-judgemental so you can focus on creating your masterpiece without any (ahem!) stiff competition.
You'll also have a professional art tutor on hand to guide you through the process and provide expert tips on how to make your ceramic manhood stand out from the crowd. You want your todger to look good, right?
No previous art experience is needed, and with the tutor’s help, you'll be sure to leave with a work of art that's worthy of a spot in the Louvre... or at least a very funny memento to laugh about later!
The Dickorate penis painting workshop is guaranteed to tickle your funny bone and leave you with memories to last a lifetime. The lunchbox has landed and this naughty, tongue-in-cheek art class is the perfect way to celebrate a Brighton hen party or cheeky birthday!
Important information
- Age restriction: 18+.
- In the unlikely event that the listed venue is unavailable, the experience provider will arrange the best possible alternative and inform you promptly.
Location
Mercure Brighton Seafront Hotel 149 Kings Rd, Brighton, Brighton, BN1 2PP, UK
Frequently asked questions
How old do you need to be to take part?
All members of your group must be aged 18+.
Are art materials provided?
Yes, everything needed for your session will be provided, including art materials and supplies.
Are all supplies and equipment provided?
Yes, everything needed for your workshop will be supplied on the day. So just bring yourselves and plenty of creativity!
What is Dickorate?
Dickorate is a fun and cheeky ceramic penis painting workshop, perfect for hen parties, birthdays and day out with a difference. Each of you will get your own ceramic willy to paint and personalise in a relaxed, private setting.
Can we bring our own alcohol?
We do not encourage bringing your own alcoholic drinks to classes. A lot of the venues the provider uses have their own bars, so you should be able to buy refreshments on the day, however please clarify this with the provider once your booking is secured.
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Reviews
Sun, 2nd Aug 2026
We had an amazing time and it was such a good laugh and Gary was amazing and very helpful!
Miriam
Sun, 7th Jun 2026
We had an excellent time, was so many laughs had
Georgia
Sun, 31st May 2026
I booked this activity for my friends hen do and we all had the best time. The host was very friendly and had a vibe / energy that matched the groups perfectly. We all had a blast. Thank you
Maizee
Sun, 24th May 2026
Good silly fun, the leader was very helpful
Helena
Mon, 11th May 2026
It was so fun and very therapeutic!! Our art tutor Niki was great! I would definitely recommend. Everyone in our group loved it!!
Cari-anne
Sun, 8th Mar 2026
Kristen was fabulous!! Really friendly and joined in with the fun.
Kirsty
Mon, 2nd Mar 2026
Several of the penises were broken and had to be replaced. One of the tables was very wobbly. Some of them had not had time to dry vefore having to be wrapped up so now have the paper stuck to them.
Other than that it was very fun!
Nicole
Sun, 11th Jan 2026
Booked this for a hen do and had a lot of fun
Lisa
Sun, 2nd Nov 2025
A really great day with fun and giggles all the way through.
Claire
Sun, 21st Sep 2025
We recently attended the Dickorate class and had a great time and our host, Sian, was excellent.
The only part that let the session down is that it wasn't in a private function room despite the lady confirming this on the phone and as stated on the website. Unfortunately, the pub was busy and members of the public kept interrupting and getting involved which spoiled the atmosphere slightly. For £36 per person, it was disappointing that the event wasn't exclusive.
I would recommend if the session was in a private room.
Ellie
Mon, 1st Sep 2025
Absolutely great time had by all!
Bernadette
Wed, 13th Aug 2025
Amazing activity set in an excellent venue in Bath with an amazing host. Something super fun to help the two wedding parties get to know each other the day before the wedding! All the supplies included was fantastic and it was the perfect amount of time!
Jordan
Sun, 3rd Aug 2025
Amazing time, our assistant was brilliant, we all had fun!
Nia
Sun, 27th Jul 2025
Had a great time was a fun little activity, just double check the address we went to the wrong place as they’re sister pubs
Lilly
Mon, 16th Jun 2025
Went to this in Brighton and it was a great way to starting the Hen off.
Everyone got chance to meet and chat while doing a funny great activity before we all went on to a restaurant. Would highly recommend our group size was 16 so a good ice breaker.
Nikki
Tue, 20th May 2025
This activity was so fun, such a great start to the day for Leah's hen do and everyone had a laugh! Our host Jenn was great and so friendly!
Emma
Sun, 11th May 2025
Really fun and entertaining! Good arrangement of products! Would recommended for any hen do!
Francesca
Sun, 4th May 2025
Everyone loved it and the host was so lovely and slotted in to the group perfectly
Emma
Sun, 27th Apr 2025
Would highly recommend. Had a great time
Sarah
Sun, 13th Oct 2024
The lady running the class was lovely, so warm and funny and made everyone feel welcome and comfortable. Great activity to have a giggle for a hen party, whilst actually being a fun creative outlet too! Would definitely recommend!
Danielle
Mon, 19th Aug 2024
Hilarious! Booked for a hen party, we were looking for something alcohol free and relaxing to do before going out out. This was perfect, so much fun, made for really funny pictures and the bride loved the idea.
Meg our host was fantastic, really friendly, understanding when our lunch ran late and took so many photos for us!
Gemma
Mon, 12th Aug 2024
Had an amazing time doing the dickorate activity. We had such a laugh and the host was very funny. Highly recommend for a chilled hen party activity
Laura
Sun, 14th Jul 2024
We had an absolute blast! Would 100% recommend!
Hannah
Sun, 16th Jun 2024
Instructor was lovely, however would of benefited from some tables and chairs for a more comfortable experience but everyone loved it! Thanks
Shannon
Mon, 3rd Jun 2024
Nice relaxing way to start the hen party weekend! Lots of fun painting and adding sparkles to the appendages!
Julie
Sun, 19th May 2024
Great fun and a great laugh had by all! The hostess was great too
